dampsandwich:

how gross would it be if girls pooped

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  • iPhone user:I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6

  • Android user:Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else

  • iPhone user:I just like this pho-

  • Android user:The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

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    Jen Ramos - Colors (2011-2012)

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    tongue-toyed:

    i never really liked

    my name

    much

    until i found out

    what it tastes like

    when you write it in frosting

    on top of a cake

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    vhord:

    strictly nature

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    Everyone wants to be the sun to lighten up everyone’s life, but why not be the moon, to brighten in the darkest hour.
    My favorite quote. (via sleepy-bat)

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    yoncevevo:

    i thought u couldn’t teach religion in public schools

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